Resolution #11:

Whereas Audrey Hiney has served valiantly under the most excruciating pain; and

Whereas her devotion to and love for the LSM were instrumental in that decision to endure; and

Whereas she has only told her story 8,476 times (which has also been painful); therefore

Be it resolved that the First Annual Martyr of the Week Award be presented enthusiastically and empathetically to Audrey Hiney.